Deck the Halls – Hurrah’s way…

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I would like to start off by saying that I really like Christmas.  I do dispair at the amount of alcohol they are pouring over everything though. If you don’t watch your step they will pour mulled wine into your morning coffee at Costa and it’s not even December yet!

This season can be very ‘triggering’ for us sober folks…Let’s try and keep our sense of humour about the insanity shall we?

In an effort to make myself laugh I came up with my own festive ditty…

Deck the halls with bottles of Bolli,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to get off your trolley,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Eat crap till you want to throw up
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Buy lots of crap that will end up on the dump
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing mess before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Get shitfaced and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow us in merry hysterics,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
You may have to call the paramedics
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, while we fall on our arses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

I’ll be hangover free in the morn.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ready to ride my unicorn…
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

20 thoughts on “Deck the Halls – Hurrah’s way…

  1. I have been super concerned about my mental health – but thanks to this HFC, I am no longer.

    Kidding aside well done and I thought best to think one up too:

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, shit my headache’s bad
    Oh, what fun it seemed last night but now it’s only sad

    Crashing through the house
    Thinking I’m a delicate mouse
    Making jokes so sunny
    Whilst no one thinks I’m funny

    Now I’m left alone
    I better get out my phone
    And make lots of plans with friends
    but sadly it’s not where it ends

    hey

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, shit my headache’s bad
    Oh, what fun it seemed last night but now it’s only sad

    A quick trip to the shop
    When family say to stop
    but they can go to hell
    because “it’s Christmas guys” I yell!

    Everybody sing

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, shit my headache’s bad
    Oh, what fun it seemed last night but now it’s only sad

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    • OMG I loved your comment. I am realising more and more that I can come across as I’m batshit crazy, which is fine with me. Think a middle aged woman camping in rainbow unicorn onesie gave me away there. You’ve got to laugh…it lightens the load:)

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  2. Good lord, instant coffee and wine flavor should never mix. I loathe instant coffee, though I’ve consumed my fair share. When I drank, I loved wine of all kinds, but I would have slapped someone if they’d suggested the two should combine. Not sure why that image set me off so much. Glad to be sober this morning, and glad for my store-bought Starbucks Breakfast Blend.

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  3. That instant coffee is over the top. It’s mixed messages, at the least.

    Hilarious rendition of the song! The paramedics! Thanks for this good laugh at the end of a long Monday. I certainly won’t be hearing, “Deck the Halls” the same way this holiday season.

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