Warning: Bah humbug post.
Today consisted of massive marital tension, Mr Hurrah has been a knobhead of note the last few days.
As if that weren’t bad enough we had to go to IKEA (had to buy a loft bed) which exasperated the tension to epic heights. Just as I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I realised we have to now build the frikkin flat pack bed we bought for my son.
Building flat pack furniture is enough to send a happy and content couple into rages so you can just imagine how much festive fun we were having!
Anyway to cut a long story short. I was of course gasping for wine. Then I remembered Sober mummy’s quote.
“I truly believe that there is no problem in life that cannot be made worse by alcohol.
When the s**t hits the fan, you need a clear head, not one befuddled by booze, or hijacked by a hangover.”
So yes, clear head but she didnt say anything about clear lungs. Bought cigarettes:( BUT on the plus side bypassed the wine isle!
I’m not promoting smoking by the way but I figured the lesser of two evil will do for tonight. Small victory.
Still sober! Fistbump one and all:)